Big Trucks with Little Wheels
I’m going to just assume that more men drive trucks. Pickup trucks, that is. But why then does it seem like competition between men as to who has the bigger truck? Its is becoming everso more apparent that the guys that have the largest trucks seem to be the smallest, physically. I’m going to go out on limb here and assume they have the smallest dicks as well.
The more I observe, the more often these trucks are carrying no other payload than their driver. Some of them even have rubber nuts dangling of the trailer hitch. Many of them have after-market suspension, which elevates the truck off the ground to monster proportions, but they just leave the factory-installed wheels on there.
So in the end, the truck looks like an oversized, gas-guzzling, schoolbus-sounding, my-dick-is-bigger-than-yours matchbox car with tiny little wheels. The driver always thinks he’s cool, almighty and powerful. After all, he’s in control of his truck!
But in the end, its always a truck like that that you find up the street wrapped around a telephone pole, traffic signal or other car – cause their center of gravity has been so far shifted that they can’t possibly maneuver adequately.
And about those “little” trucks, with lowered suspensions and the micro-wheels that extend out beyond the truck body?
